> Update: March 2009

Q: Why did King Kong climb on the top of Empire State building?
A: Because he was too big for the Elevator

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: What is so fragile, even saying its name can break it?
A: Silence

Q: What is the largest Ant living in the world?
A: Elephant

Q: Which city has no people?
A: Electricity