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Q: Why did King Kong climb on the top of Empire State building?
A: Because he was too big for the Elevator

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships

Q: Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: What is so fragile, even saying its name can break it?
A: Silence

Q: What is the largest Ant living in the world?
A: Elephant

Q: Which city has no people?
A: Electricity

Q: What is big as you, but lighter than you?
A: Your shadow!

Q: There are 10 birds on a branch, a hunter comes and kills 1 bird, how many birds are left?
A: None! They all flew off!

Q: What do you have to do to an empty barrel to make the barrel lighter?
A: Make a hole in it!

Q: What has roads but no cars and parks but no trees?
A: A Map!

Q: Why do people race in a marathon?
A: So they can WIN!

Q: How did the plant find its way to the garden?
A: It asked for roots!

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Q: There was a women who lived on the 12th floor. When she went to work she used the lift to go to the groud floor. When she came back from work she took the lift to the 8th floor and walk the rest. She wasn't a keep-fit fanatic so why did she do this?
A.: She was a midget and she coudn't reach the 12th Button.

Q: What does the pink panther say when he steps on ants?
A: Dead ants dead ants dead ants dead ants dead ants dead ants.

Q: There was ten copy cats one copy cat drowned how many cats were left?
A: None.

Q: How do you know how old a snake is?
A: If it has a rattel it’s a baby

Q: What did the world worst plumber do?
A: He fixed a plug in his bathroom.

Q: What do you get if somebody hit you with an axe on your head?
A: splitting head ache.

Q: There were 25 fishes in the lake, 5 were deciding to go to another lake, how many were there left?
A: 25. there were only deciding

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The train says chew chew but the teacher says take the gum out.

Q: What happens when you dial 666?
A: The police comes up side down

Q. I come two in a million and one in anything, Who or what am I ?
A: I

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By Ismail Macit

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